September 2012
There's only one cereal where ur allowed to put...
therarescizor:
Frosted Flakes
cause tha damn milk be ricocheting off the damn flakes like theres a gotdamn force field around em and shit then I got a mess to clean up.
cloud-bending:
shavingryansprivates:
apparently someone stole 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup in canada
i don’t have a punchline for that
now that’s what I call a STICKY SITUATION
dinosauriomutante:
Have you ever had the hugest platonic crush on someone
like…you just want to be with them all the time in a non-romantic way, share your stuff and be the bestest friends ever
but that person seems to have a lot of friends and you just sit there crying on the inside seeing that he/she doesn’t really need you as much as you need him/her
Reblog if your icon is a fine piece of ass.
rainbow-road-to-happiness:
So I went to Church today, and I found this pamphlet, thinking it would be anti gay or something
But then I opened it and
Religion, you’re doing it right
Watchpandalovinglesbian:
videohall:
How to prank a cop
> Being polite to the cops, and the cops are being polite back. This is actually a good prank.
> Cops took this so well. And the pranksters weren’t rude either. Great video man.
> I love how he started to laugh when stated Einstein made some discoveries.
> haha he got the cop to try it! This is awesome.
> Really good...
stale-brain-cake:
allfalld0wn:
bear-hugs-for-you:
wait wait okay, nemo in latin means nobody…so the real name of the movie is finding nobody…so that means nemo wasn’t even real but just something that was part of marlin nemo’s dad’s imagination. He just unintentionally made up nemo to cope with the loss of his wife and his almost children.
no i don’t agree
girlwiththekey:
valerieparker:
alfredtheherothatswho:
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH
DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’
WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING,...
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wickedredhead:
localshopofhorrors:
CALLING ALL...
stale-brain-cake:
whenever i see a post with twelve thousand gifs attached to it i stare at it and whisper “use your words”
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Imagine if Tumblr payed you for every post
theblackship:
juliannacroker:
Imagine if you spelled PAID right
Watchvideohall:
All the catnip
Do you think David Bowie ever goes to McDonalds and pays for his food with cash and when the cashier says “Don’t forget your ch-ch-change” he just rolls his eyes because he thinks she’s trying to make some clever reference but really she’s just got a bad stutter and has never heard of David Bowie and she thinks this old man is scoffing at her speech impediment
And then David Bowie touches all...
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August 2012
sexaholicrus:
dickleer:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
twmewy:
loki-s-army-at-221b:
johnwatsonisahiddenhero:
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