sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
Google lets you search by animated GIF now
ladymangoberry: urdchama: way-schway: rocketshipsuperstar: emmyrider: smilingrider: “1. Put your username in image search. 2. Select “animated” under search tools. 3. Post result.” what oh no Aaaah AAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!! Yaya hold me, i’m dyin’, I’m dyin’!! XD Ahaha I remember this xD;;; *DYING WHALE NOISES* I’M NOT OKAY!
How I tell stories...
Me: I have to tell you about this time when...
Me: Okay, it was me and...
Me: *deep breath*
Me: Oh god it was so funny
Me: *clutches stomach*
Me: I feel abs coming on...
luckyspike: like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just “you know i don’t really feel like human tonight. im gonna have a hot pocket.”
areyoutryingtodeduceme: considerthishippie: Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth. this shit is the reason I have panic attacks
17yr: i dont wanna sound desperate or anything but i crave love and attention 24/7
eggsammich: itsanearhatloki: weepcest: there should be a word for platonic crushes like when you want to be someone’s friend so hard why isn’t that a thing there is THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION TO ME
jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
unjolras: my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
horribleawfulcunt: niamliveslarryloves: basedgosh: i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way I literally had to read that 5 times… oh my god
mu5icliz: heirofthelonelymountain: how to become murderer without worrying about the law in one easy step become a writer
uhstop: all I want is one bestfriend that I can do everything with go shopping, go on cute little friend dates, starbucks trips, watch a movie with, text all day, sleepover and even more. I just want one good friend not a billion fake ones.
snowllux: snowllux: when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG
morristibbs: IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
fuckingrapeculture: psdo: ironelk: Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom: Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something A+ mind blown